Beyonce’s Prego Again…Maybe


A mere eight months after giving birth to her daughter Blue Ivy (ugh, that name) tongues are a waggin’ and they’re saying that Beyonce’s uterus is gearing up for round two.
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The rumors were sparked after recent pictures surfaced of the singer looking a little rounder in the middle than usual.
According to Celebitchy Beyonce’s rep did nothing to squash the speculation by simply stating, “I do not comment on her personal life”. Touché, sir. Touché. However, a source close to the couple is reportedly telling news outlets that Beyonce is, in fact, full of baby.
The picture in questions shows Beyonce exiting a restaurant in uptown Manhattan while wearing a tight-fitting leopard dress. As soon as the pictures were releasted online people began to cry ‘the queen is with child!’ all over again.
Frankly, I’m just not sure about this. I mean, seriously, the woman was snapped leaving a restaurant. Can a girl not partake in a hearty meal without everyone assuming she’s totaly knocked up?
Besides, the last time Beyonce and Jay-Z were expecting they played that shit up for all it was worth. I mean, they announced it at the VMA’s in front of millions of people after she danced it out in a sequin blazer that Liza Minelli so kindly let her borrow for the occasion.
Also, for Beyonce to be pregnant again she would have had to have beeen “pregnant” the first time. I’m not saying that she was punking the world the first time by actually using a surrogate but yes I am. My guess is that was just a food baby in there this time around. It’s not quite time for her to unleash the collapsible pillow baby on the world again.