Man Arrested For Having Sex With Abandoned CURBSIDE COUCH

Gerard Streator, 46, was arrested by an off duty officer when he was found making love to a discarded sofa.

According to The Smoking Gun, Officer Ryan Edwards, the off-duty police officer who happened upon this while jogging said he saw, “a subject leaning over the couch facing down and it looked like he was having sexual relations with someone on the couch.”

When approached, Streator ran away and was chased by the officer to his apartment building who, “could see that the defendant’s penis was erect.”

Edwards went on to say that Streator “had been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions.

Streator was arrested at the hotel where he works the next day and faces up to nine months for lewd and lascivious behavior